Tuesday, February 01, 2005
Idiots For Christ
Like I said in a previous post, I'm not going to indict all Christians with the "shit-for-brains" label. It's my considered opinion that a good number of Christians are intelligent, caring, loving, individuals.
It's bozos like The Center For Reclaiming America that taint the rest with a jaundiced "Good God can these people really be THIS FUCKING STUPID?!?"
First a claim that the idea of evolution has killed 135 Million people. This isn't satire (like yesterday's Secretary of Education Margaret Spellings post on Eschaton), I'm not making this shit up.
Ahhhh, it's "Communistic evolution". Um, right, whatever that is. I guess if you link anything to Communism (as these shitheads tried to do to martin Luther King), you instantly demonize it. What amazes me is the statement
Yes and text books and academic journals are bursting with scientific evidence that "Communistic evolution" is responsible for 135 Million deaths.
What are those scientists thinking? Accepting the Theory of Evolution blindly, without "one iota of scientific evidence" (because really, all those fossils and rocks aren't really evidence, God or Satan stashed them to make us all look foolish), when a perfectly sound explanation exists in the 1,000 or so different fairy tales made up by various religions. Those silly scientists!
Instead of wasting your time thinking about "Communistic evolution" (Christ, the term just smacks of hillbilly invention), the good ol' boys at The Center For Reclaiming America want you to "Contact your local, state, and national representatives and tell them you are tired of the glorification of the homosexual lifestyle." Seems a Gay-oriented pay-cable outfit wants to run a morning show "Good Morning, Gay America" and that gives these talibanitols an uneasy feeling. Can't think about a Gay morning show while that break-of-day erection throbs.
I'm almost inclined to think The Center For Reclaiming America is really just another Landover Baptist site.
It's bozos like The Center For Reclaiming America that taint the rest with a jaundiced "Good God can these people really be THIS FUCKING STUPID?!?"
First a claim that the idea of evolution has killed 135 Million people. This isn't satire (like yesterday's Secretary of Education Margaret Spellings post on Eschaton), I'm not making this shit up.
"Communistic evolution, according to the Senate committee that examined it, is responsible for 135 million deaths in peacetime," he said. "There's no religion that has a tiny fraction of that many deaths on it conscience." And it is amazing, he added, that evolution -- despite its widespread acceptance -- has no scientific basis. "There are scientists who will admit that there's not one iota of scientific evidence to support it."
Ahhhh, it's "Communistic evolution". Um, right, whatever that is. I guess if you link anything to Communism (as these shitheads tried to do to martin Luther King), you instantly demonize it. What amazes me is the statement
And it is amazing, he added, that evolution -- despite its widespread acceptance -- has no scientific basis. "There are scientists who will admit that there's not one iota of scientific evidence to support it."
Yes and text books and academic journals are bursting with scientific evidence that "Communistic evolution" is responsible for 135 Million deaths.
What are those scientists thinking? Accepting the Theory of Evolution blindly, without "one iota of scientific evidence" (because really, all those fossils and rocks aren't really evidence, God or Satan stashed them to make us all look foolish), when a perfectly sound explanation exists in the 1,000 or so different fairy tales made up by various religions. Those silly scientists!
Instead of wasting your time thinking about "Communistic evolution" (Christ, the term just smacks of hillbilly invention), the good ol' boys at The Center For Reclaiming America want you to "Contact your local, state, and national representatives and tell them you are tired of the glorification of the homosexual lifestyle." Seems a Gay-oriented pay-cable outfit wants to run a morning show "Good Morning, Gay America" and that gives these talibanitols an uneasy feeling. Can't think about a Gay morning show while that break-of-day erection throbs.
I'm almost inclined to think The Center For Reclaiming America is really just another Landover Baptist site.
