Wednesday, November 17, 2004

When Stupid People Vote, Stupid People Win

"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron."
--H.L. Mencken
Everyone on the left has pretty much dispensed with "What if this had been Clinton?" because the batshit insanity of the Bush administration covered up that little gem a very, very long time ago. The time for comparing Clinton getting a blow-job to Junior Nutfuck screwing the entire country has long passed, the comparison isn't even close.

If you just ended pulling submarine duty or you rely on the major networks for news, you might have missed this:
Reports have emerged over the weekend that the White House has ordered the new CIA director, Porter Goss, to purge the agency of officers believed to have been disloyal to President George W. Bush or of leaking damaging information to the media about the conduct of the Iraq war and the hunt for Osama bin Laden.

One former senior CIA official told Newsday "The agency is being purged on instructions from the White House." The official went on to say, "Goss was given instructions ... to get rid of those soft leakers and liberal Democrats. The CIA is looked on by the White House as a hotbed of liberals and people who have been obstructing the president's agenda."

What the dead-from-the-neck-up dumbfucks who voted for Bush because "Bush can better fight the war on terrorism" need is a nice hard slap upside the head. WHACK! What the fuck were you thinking, shit for brains?

It's called the Central INTELLIGENCE Agency ("CIA" - get it, fuckwit?) but as we all know, Bush's lack of intelligence leads him to resent anyone who might possess some.

Let me guess this straight. In order to hunt down terrorists or stop terrorists attacks on the US, we need CIA agents out in the field collecting facts and passing those facts onto the powers that be so those terrorists can be captured, killed, their plans thwarted. Unless, of course that information is disagreeable to King George and then, all bets are off.



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