Saturday, September 18, 2004
Kerry Ad Idea #1 - Seven Minutes With "My Pet Goat"
Because I wonder why the Kerry campaign hasn't JUMPED ALL OVER this - cull 25 seconds worth (or whatever) from the scene in Fahrenheit 9/11 showing Bush getting the news of the 2nd airliner hitting the WTC and then quick cuts showing his reaction as time passes (with the time stamps on screen).
(Voice over)
"George Bush and Dick Cheney claim that America will be safer if they are given another 4 years in office. But when America was under attack, Dick Cheney hid in a bunker, unreachable by Pentagon Officials while George Bush..."
(Moronic deer-in-the-headlights look on Bush's face)
"...stood reading 'My Pet Goat' to Second Graders even though he was fully aware the country was under attack."
(More moronic deer-in-the-headlights look on Bush's face)
"Is this how you think a President should react in a time of crisis?"
"Kerry/Edwards - For a stronger America"
Put that puppy into heavy rotation and I guarantee you the polls will be 70% Kerry, 20% Bush. It ain't rocket science, folks.
(Voice over)
"George Bush and Dick Cheney claim that America will be safer if they are given another 4 years in office. But when America was under attack, Dick Cheney hid in a bunker, unreachable by Pentagon Officials while George Bush..."
(Moronic deer-in-the-headlights look on Bush's face)
"...stood reading 'My Pet Goat' to Second Graders even though he was fully aware the country was under attack."
(More moronic deer-in-the-headlights look on Bush's face)
"Is this how you think a President should react in a time of crisis?"
"Kerry/Edwards - For a stronger America"
Put that puppy into heavy rotation and I guarantee you the polls will be 70% Kerry, 20% Bush. It ain't rocket science, folks.
