Saturday, June 19, 2004
If I said I Fucked Brody Dalle, Does It Mean I Really Fucked Brody Dalle?
Wish in one hand, shit in the other, yeah, yeah, yeah...
I guess Cheney thinks we're all children in this country, that if he insists Santa Claus exists, we're all going to nod and say, "Yeah, Uncle Dick, there is a Santa Claus." Cheney should have bailed when the going was good and dumped the Preznit before he ended up looking like a short-changed chump.
So the 9/11 Commission reports there's no link between bin Laden and Saddam but Cheney and Bush hold tight to the lie and say, "Is!" Hmmmmm... now, if I can recall this playground game, either you answer "Isn't" and continue on this infinite regress or you demand, "Prove it!"
A gambit I don't think Bu$hCo is prepared to confront. Bush, Cheney, and Rice insist that there's "ample evidence" that significant connections can be made between Iraq and Al Qaeda... uh, so where are they? Is this some kind of magic trick? Pull a rabbit out of a hat or pull your head out of your ass?
Andrew C. McCarthy at the NRO seems to think he's got all the evidence Bu$hCo needs and... well, golly, am I the only one who thinks this palaver is WEAK? If this is the extent of the evidence (and it's hardly evidence, it's more like "he said, she said"), then the administration needs to just rat itself out and admit, "Yeah, we were just making shit up, we bought Chalbi's crap and realized we were fucked. We got screwed, folks.... sorry about your kids DYING..."
Look, just because Bush/Cheney says it's so, don't make it so... alas, the same is to be said of myself and Brody Dalle. However, me not actually getting laid by Ms. Dalle doesn't play into Al Qaeda's hands as Bu$hCo's shit is about to do:
Wonderful. Get ready for the next big thing from angry arabs. At least with Brody and me, we make love, not war.
I guess Cheney thinks we're all children in this country, that if he insists Santa Claus exists, we're all going to nod and say, "Yeah, Uncle Dick, there is a Santa Claus." Cheney should have bailed when the going was good and dumped the Preznit before he ended up looking like a short-changed chump.
So the 9/11 Commission reports there's no link between bin Laden and Saddam but Cheney and Bush hold tight to the lie and say, "Is!" Hmmmmm... now, if I can recall this playground game, either you answer "Isn't" and continue on this infinite regress or you demand, "Prove it!"
A gambit I don't think Bu$hCo is prepared to confront. Bush, Cheney, and Rice insist that there's "ample evidence" that significant connections can be made between Iraq and Al Qaeda... uh, so where are they? Is this some kind of magic trick? Pull a rabbit out of a hat or pull your head out of your ass?
Andrew C. McCarthy at the NRO seems to think he's got all the evidence Bu$hCo needs and... well, golly, am I the only one who thinks this palaver is WEAK? If this is the extent of the evidence (and it's hardly evidence, it's more like "he said, she said"), then the administration needs to just rat itself out and admit, "Yeah, we were just making shit up, we bought Chalbi's crap and realized we were fucked. We got screwed, folks.... sorry about your kids DYING..."
Look, just because Bush/Cheney says it's so, don't make it so... alas, the same is to be said of myself and Brody Dalle. However, me not actually getting laid by Ms. Dalle doesn't play into Al Qaeda's hands as Bu$hCo's shit is about to do:
A senior US intelligence official is about to publish a bitter condemnation of America's counter-terrorism policy, arguing that the west is losing the war against al-Qaida and that an "avaricious, premeditated, unprovoked" war in Iraq has played into Osama bin Laden's hands.
Wonderful. Get ready for the next big thing from angry arabs. At least with Brody and me, we make love, not war.
